Olivia Judson, an author and a columnist with NY Times in this week’s column writes “When it comes to sex and reproduction, mammals are ultra-orthodox and, frankly, rather dull”. May be she doesn’t know about us. In her column she worships “Ciliates” as one of the most sexually unorthodox group on earth. Aha!
Now we men/women have a role model to look up to and learn from. But Olivia may never know that and she may never know our capabilities over the handset, our unorthodox approach to intimacy. But when she reads this she will definitely change her opinion on Mams and mammals.
Isn’t there always an element of pleasure involved in communication? You pick up the phone and there is always a message to convey, a mood to display, and finally variety of emotions to suggest and enthuse. Isn’t there beauty in communication without touch, sight, and just with your imagination and vocal chords? Am I making it sound like an Opera?
Physical intimacy over the handset? To some this may sound excitement and music to ears and organs, and to some it may sound hideous and heretical. I am not sure how Alexander Graham Bell would have reacted if he knew that his invention was used for copulation. Would he be proud? Would he have used it for this purpose? Who cares!
Well phone sex or hard talk is intimate enough to be safe and convenient despite the distance. Sometimes you talk to people whom you already know and sometimes you get to know the person after the talk and sometimes it really doesn’t matter. The message is simple – excite the party at the other by engaging them in a sensual way. Am I making it sound like telesales?
It does matter if you reduce your age by a few years and exaggerate your stats by a few inches, they won’t know and mind it. What is wrong in narrating what you like to do? And what is wrong in giving a running commentary of what you are doing and what you would like to do. Isn’t that experience sharing?
What are you wearing today followed by where are you now? Have you heard that question on the phone in a very sensual way? That is where it all begins and the reply unveils the portrait of the person just enough to etch the graphical image to be used during the conversation and act. The next tollgate in the act is to understand the need of the other person and their act to excitement and climax.
In seconds beautiful clothes decorate the floor, subject lies on the bed like a model, both hands are set and busy while the shoulder holds the handset. Perfect coital pose, isn’t it? Eyelids shut, mind projecting the image, olfactory nerves generating the scent, your hands are ready to work on you and for you. You know the right pace, the sensual hold, the right position while you fantacize of the unknown and unseen. Mating calls over the phone! Does it sound animal like?
Isn’t this better than just starring at porn on the computer or TV screen? You have a real voice creating the mood, making the touch, holding the tool, and helping your reach the climax at your own speed and comfort. You enter, you let it enter at your own conditions of temperature, pressure violating Charles and Boyles and many more Laws in Physics, Chemistry and Biology. Doesn’t this sound unorthodox enough for Olivia Judson?
Phone sex can happen between strangers, friends and partners in a relationship separated by distance. And today mobile phones have made the act even easier and you don’t need a long telephone cable running through the house and you can climax in your garage, bathroom, bedroom or kitchen counter giving you the same element of pleasure. Mobile sex, huh?
When the act ends you can either choose to hang up or continue to talk depending on your mood and if it comes free or for a charge. It doesn’t fall either in the category of infidelity or prostitution. It is neat, clean, disease free, and at your convenience and at your home. Wow!
So what you waiting for? Time to choose the cheapest network provider in your country. There is no Regis Philbin to ask you if you want to phone a friend or a stranger, you decide your cuisine and menu for the day.
Communicate, copulate and compete with the Ciliates.
Yours Sinfully & Sincerely,
